Dear Uncle Ted,

I saw this sign on the wall of the Charleston Police Station, on the island of Nevis, in the Caribbean:

at 20 MPH - Good driving
at 30 MPH - Happy driving
at 40 MPH - How sweet the name of Jesus sounds
at 50 MPH - Lord, I'm coming home
at 60 MPH - Rock of Ages cleft for me
at 70 MPH - Nearer my God to Thee
at 80 MPH - Within the churchyard side-by-side

Fondly, David